REVIEW: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Photo: Paramount Pictures

Photo: Paramount Pictures

Chris Luckett

When it was announced last year that the heroes in a half-shell at the center of the reboot Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were going to be aliens, Internet fanboys threw a fit, calling it blasphemy. The vitriolic response to the change was confounding the longer one thought about it, though, as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have always been dumb, even at their best.

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